Alysa, 26, co :)

dulect

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

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wattpadfic

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

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cakejam

“just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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thebootydiaries

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

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darrynek

walk a mile in these light up sketchers 

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